On September 11, 2001, Taylor Rain was studying to be a flight attendant at Cypress Community College. Like many Americans, Taylor changed that day, and men around the world have been giving strokes of thanks ever since.

Taylor Motherfuckin Rain (TMFR) made over 300 movies in her first four years and brought a new kind of controversy to an otherwise wild industry. TMFR is a hardcore stoner and makes no effort to hide it. She recently got popped for driving while stoned and spent 20 days in the clink.

On her blog, Taylor tells how she smuggled 40 THC pills and 20 bars of Xanax into jail while she displays the fiery attitude that has made her a fan favorite.

I SMUGGLED INTO JAIL 40 THC PILLS (2 A DAY KEPT THE CRANKY AWAY), ALSO 20 BARS OF XANAX ( A BAR A NIGHT KEPT ME SLEEPING THREW THE NIGHT)!!!!

Now she is out and ready for a nice drive, a big fatty, and a good shag.

YOU DONT ACTUALLY REALIZE HOW SPOILED YOU ARE UNTIL YOU DO A LITTLE TIME! I COULDNT PUT ANY TIFFANY’S JEWLERY ON, NO CHANEL, NO VERSACE, NO LV BAGS, NO DOWN PILLOWS OR DOWN COMFORTERS.

YOU GET COTS W/ A THIN PAD AND 1 UNCOMPY PILLOW AND ONE SCRATCHY BLANKET. A SHEET IF YOUR LUCKY!!! I COULD GO ON AND ON!!!

ONE BIG THING I LEFT OUT! NO DRIVING AND THATS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO! SMOKIN A FATTY, CRUISE DOWN PCH, TOP DOWN IN THE 650 W/ 2 PIT BULLS IN THE BACK ENJOYING THE SALT IN THE AIR, ROCKIN OUT TO VAN HALEN THATS WHAT I MISSED THE MOST!!!!! GUESS WHAT………. I’M BACK FULL FORCE!!! I MISSED LIFE FOR 20 DAYS!!!

And life missed you, Taylor. Welcome back.