The following events actually happened. The story is not from a Saturday Night Live skit, a performance art piece, or a hidden camera television show.

During a pharmaceutical company pub-crawl, Captain America entered a bar in Melbourne, Florida. Inside, the symbol of America’s spirit began abusing a woman verbally before grabbing her between the legs. When the cops nabbed him, Captain America started destroying marijuana in the toilet.  Some news outlets reported that he also had a burrito hidden in his tights.

From nbc6:

Captain America Arrested For Alleged Bar Attack

Melbourne police officials said Raymond Adamcik, who was dressed as Captain America, made rude suggestions to a woman in the bar and grabbed her between her thighs.

Police said after Adamcik had his booking photo taken, he tried to flush a bag of marijuana and a rolled joint down the toilet.

Adamcik has been charged with battery, disorderly conduct, possession of marijuana and destruction of evidence, authorities said.

Melbourne police said the altercation stemmed from a pub crawl sponsored by a pharmaceutical company. Those who attended the crawl were wearing costumes.